Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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