You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
the raccoons are back...
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