yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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