If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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