he told me I talked like a deaf person
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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