I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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