They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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