so explain again why im purple
no
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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