David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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