I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i now understand why vodka
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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