I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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