I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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