i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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