Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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