Your tits are I can't wait for
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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