Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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