Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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