ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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