BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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