with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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