I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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