And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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