help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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