he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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