I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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