I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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