Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish i was in the wii world.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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