hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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