So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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