So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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