big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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