bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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