I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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