Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Plan B is the new Plan A
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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