love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
This toilet bowl is my home.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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