My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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