Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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