Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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