Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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