Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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