i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
