honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
