today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Oh god it's open bar.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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