He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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