that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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