Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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