Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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