I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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