I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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