its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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