sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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