I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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