Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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