I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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