We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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